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xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

wildnwoolyshambler:

In response to everything.

wildnwoolyshambler:

In response to everything.

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

canadianslut:

blameaspartame:

sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever

canadianslut:

blameaspartame:

sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever

daisy-buchanannn:

funky-assbubbles:

I’m sorry but can we appreciate how this could have gone down a totally sexist and offensive path but instead it’s just hilarious

Reblogged this before but I still think it’s hilarious.

boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

merryweatherblue:

I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture. 

So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.

Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome. 

So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.

just-call-me-vendetta:

August 15, 2014
This is a friend’s nephew. This is all the information I have right now. As updates come I will give them, but for now, I’m asking for a SIGNAL BOOST!

just-call-me-vendetta:

August 15, 2014

This is a friend’s nephew. This is all the information I have right now. As updates come I will give them, but for now, I’m asking for a SIGNAL BOOST!

triple-torch:

pixyled:

ask-norgatha:

Norman: My mom usually makes vegetarian food for me, but I can’t avoid dad’s summer barbecues… 

I CANT SOTP LAUGHING THIS IS THE BEST BLOG

Oh my fucking god